The Eletoise—stubbornly slow to get anywhere but never forgets anything

The Hippotoise.
Discontinued after it was found to be allergic to water.   

         The Mootoise.
Released in Canada but now hunted to extinction.


The formidable Gortoise - designed to repel vermin from domestic gardens

The Giratoise.
The true purpose of this extraordinary creature remains unknown as its
creator was eaten by a gortoise that became overcome by jealousy.
Unlike other similar species, the shell of the giratoise is hinged and opens so the
creature can withdraw its long neck and pull its head inside to sleep.



The Nosetoise
designed to sniff out trouble but had a defective sense of smell.

All species except the hippotoise are washable and all are fully biodegradable

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