Thousands of people, I among them, emailed their misrepresentatives to urge follow through.

In November, one of my senators finally replied. And this is what he had to say:

“Dear Mr. Swanson:

“Thank you for contacting me about the call by Pope Francis to end the arms trade. I appreciate hearing from you.

“As a Catholic, I was delighted to have Pope Francis address a joint meeting of Congress in September. The Pope spoke eloquently about great American leaders in our history, setting high expectations for what we can do when we work together. He challenged us to heal divisions and unite against the global challenges that we face.

“During his address, Pope Francis called for an end to the international arms trade, highlighting the untold suffering that deadly weapons often have on individuals and society. While I agree that that the United States has a responsibility to ensure arms exports do not exacerbate violence, I believe that security assistance plays an important role in our national security interests and international stability. As the world’s primary superpower, the United States should support the security of friends and allies and ensure that they have the means to overcome threats from violent belligerents.

“The Arms Export Control Act, International Traffic in Arms Regulations, Export Administration Act, and other legal vehicles authorize the export of arms but also place significant restrictions to keep such items from falling into the wrong hands. These restrictions include serious scrutiny of American arms exports to prevent their use in human rights violations, as well as efforts to ensure against the proliferation of nuclear, chemical, and biological weaponry. We use those restrictions often to block or delay sales of arms.

“As a member of the Senate Armed Services and Foreign Relations Committees, I will continue to support efforts that advance our national interests and global security. Thank you again for contacting me.

“Sincerely,

“Tim Kaine”

I have never received a single such reply letter from any Congress member that didn’t offend me and annoy me. But this one is a doozy. Let’s start with “a responsibility to ensure arms exports do not exacerbate violence”. I’m sorry, Senator, I may be even more fallible than your Pope, but if you’ll forgive my Latin, what the fuck do you think arms are? They are tools of violence, purely and by definition and beyond dispute. If they aren’t going to exacerbate violence, what are they going to do?

What about this: “security assistance plays an important role in our national security interests and international stability”. Does it, now? Some 80% of the weapons imported to the Middle East, not counting the weapons of the U.S. military or the weapons bestowed on “moderate” killers, are imported from the United States. The stability this has been bringing to that region is staggering. A bit more such stability, and the whole population will move to Europe.

“As the world’s primary superpower, the United States should support the security of friends and allies.” Yeah? Who asked it to be a superpower? I’m asking it to cease and desist. As for friends and allies, I imagine you mean Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Jordan, Turkey, Egypt, Israel, Iraq, “moderates” in Syria, Al Qaeda in Syria, etc. With friends and allies like these in the cause of peace, who needs enemies?

“These restrictions include serious scrutiny of American arms exports to prevent their use in human rights violations, as well as efforts to ensure against the proliferation of nuclear, chemical, and biological weaponry.” How’d that work out during Hillary Clinton’s stewardship of the Department of State during which she waived legal restrictions to send weapons, including chemical and biological, to numerous nations of exactly the sort that you claim, accurately enough, U.S. law forbids supplying.

If I had to choose which was crazier, your humanitarian pretensions on behalf of the world’s greatest purveyor of violence, or your Catholicism (with its infallibly Leader in the funny hat, life after death, etc.), I’d have to go with the former. And I’m not feeling very religious.