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Microsoft Corporation is to be purchased by Mr Binman–Ireland’s refuse collection service–for €229.
The deal, announced this morning, is set to be closed on 4 April, providing Mr Binman has by that date obtained sufficient disposal equipment to decimate all of the Microsoft produce that it acquires.
A spokesperson for Mr Binman said: “We found ourselves unfortunately in the position of having to engineer this takeover after finding we were completely unable to manage the daily amount of microsoft junk thrown into our garbage collection system.”
Microsoft declined to comment on the issue.
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