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Hello.

This page has changed. You would not know that unless you have been here before. If you have and you are returning to look again at the original page, I am surprised. But don't worry, the original is still on site and can be accessed from the links at the end of this page.

Many people go through very long stages of life without scratching under their 12th vertebræ. I am one of them. That tells you a little of who I am through who I have been and, if you think about it enough, it also tells you a little about yourself. I also occasionally eat hot buttered toast but only occasionally and never with marmalade.

I spent some time thinking about this page. It was blank for several days and that was quite pleasant. In the end I decided to use the page to explore a different word with each update.

snodgerised
snodgerize, snodgerism, snodgerize or snodgerise snodg érize:

verb transitive: to blog into slothfullness; to disenfranchise from arts and refinements.
snodger'able or snodger'ability: adjective.
snodger'tion or snodgera'tion: noun, the state of being snodgilized; culture; cultural condition or complex.
snodg'ilized or snodg'ilised: adjective, (having) advanced beyond the primitive savage state of snodgerability into the arena of snodgerism; disrefined in interests and tastes; nego-sophisticated, un-self-controlled and uncaringly unwell-spoken.
snodg'ilizer or snodg'iliser: noun, individuals or events that instruct in snodgerism

snodgerisms : pronouncements by the snodgerised

Origins: believed to originate from Snodland, Kent.

[There has been such little feedback to the above word I have decided to leave it in situ for a while longer and to provide you with a bonus word]

Bonus Words
bumach ache
What you get after eating something so bad you have intense diarrhoea for hours

snoffle
snoffle, snoffled, snofflilate(d),
verb transitive: to expose someone to the smell of old unwashed sock
e.g.: “My grandfather snoffled me yesterday.”

insofulation
- the madman inside released after encounters with Membranous Pouch who is constantly fighting your misbelief of truthful revelation which you yourself know is real .. The Bi.RD Aviosaurus., 42- see descriptive footnotes

grollybelium

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